- Youre high because you were lucky enough to consume marijuana, a plant full of magical crystals made of cannabidoids like THC and CBD.
- Youre high because youre messing with the space between your neurons, and youre using marijuana to mix up your chemical messengers. Youre like a really bad GPS, but luckily youre still going to end up in a great place.
- Youre high because the Internet is there! Youre high because cat videos exist and how is anyone expected to watch them all without a little help?
- Youre high because the savory/ sweet debate really needs to be settled once and for all. Go grab a slice of pizza AND some donuts and let me know which wins. Ill wait!
- Youre high because cannabidoids mimic a neurotransmitter called anandamide, which works with dopamine to balance mood, short term memory, and problem solving. The balance is upset and now youre reaping the benefits!
- Youre high because remember finger painting? Remember how it feels to sit in the grass, to sit on a stoop, to drink out of a water fountain, to climb a tree, to sweat and then jump through water? Remember how youre alive?
- Youre high because the universe needs you to be relaxed. Too much cortisol is like poison to your brain! Consider this a chill out detox for all the stressful things the world keeps putting out there! Its a test and youre passing. Im proud of you.
- Youre high because anadamide is called the bliss molecule! What a great GPS to follow!
- Youre high because the world is changing and more states than ever have legalized marijuana in some capacity. FINALLY.
- Youre high because I bet Tommy Chong had something to do with it. In a way.
- Youre high because someone needs to go listen to The Flaming Lips! Someone needs to put on Outkast! Theres just so much music to listen to right now!
- Youre high because your eyes are tired and cant believe youre making them stay open to read this, but were really glad you did.
- Oh and go have a glass of water, its really good for you.
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